alphabitches:

sexting boys is so fun because they get so into it and you’re like cleaning your kitchen or something

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mobiusnook:
“ Matespriteship Flushed
Involves two people who have positive feelings of affection for each other. Often involves sexual or reproductive activity.
Matespicism Flushed/Ashen
A situation where two otherwise indifferent people begin to...

mobiusnook:

Matespriteship Flushed

Involves two people who have positive feelings of affection for each other. Often involves sexual or reproductive activity.

Matespicism Flushed/Ashen

A situation where two otherwise indifferent people begin to have flushed feelings for one another, under the encouragement or force of a third individual.

Storgiation Ashen/Flushed

Two people work together to resolve conflict and find themselves developing red feelings for one another. This relationship can fade easily, and can sometimes only be strengthened when put under a pressure comparable to the one that instigated it.

Auspisticism Ashen

A scenario where a mediator is required to keep a relationship between two people civil and avoid bloodshed.

Clovership Ashen/Caliginous

A delicate balance in which the four participating individuals harbour a strong hatred for the other three. Together, the relationship is made stable and civil. If a participant is removed from the Clovership, relationships can progress to Kismesissitude unless a mediator becomes involved or the Clovership is re-completed.

Infinism Caliginous/Ashen

A form of Kismesissitude, but the people involved can only have a successful black relationship if constant intervention is involved. Otherwise, their hate is so strong that they will take any opportunity to murder their Infinist.

Kismesissitude Caliginous

A mixture of of mutual sexual attraction and hate. Leads to reproduction.

Kissmelegiance Caliginous/Pale

A troll in a Kissmelegiance is compelled by fate to make an enmity with the other participant. This can progress to Kismesissitude or Infinism.

Erosissitude Pale/Caliginous

The two trolls are compelled by fate to constantly and simultaneously vacilliate, but are both on opposite ends of the spectrum. When one troll feels extreme red feelings, the other will express loathing. They both usually vacilliate at the same moment, meaning that they will never be able to have a stable and reproductive relationship. 

Moirallegiance Pale

A couple encouraged by fate to protect one another and ensure stability in the other troll/person’s life.

Stituency Pale/Flushed

A couple that is formed by defying fate. This can be done by destroying a Moirallegiance in order to form a new relationship or by turning A Kismelegiance into a Moirallegiance. 

Philiasma Flushed/Pale

A Philiasma is when, due to outside intervention, a Kissmelegiance or Erosissitude is broken. When a Moiraillegiance is formed, it becomes unbreakable. The status of this love becomes unconditional and cannot do anything but grow stronger.

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vnloved:
“ makemestfu:
“ RIP never forget.
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This is my favorite picture on the Internet
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vnloved:

makemestfu:

RIP never forget.

This is my favorite picture on the Internet

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janestrider:

When someone says something manipulative or passive aggressive to you thinking you won’t catch on to their little game but you fucking do.

image

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“Don’t let your happiness depend on something you may lose.”

Source: C.S Lewis
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poems-and-words:
“Book of the day:The Woman by David Bishop (Free)
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poems-and-words:

Book of the day:The Woman by David Bishop (Free)

Get the FREE Kindle Reading App

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stability:
“photo from SLC Comic Con (via CliveBixby22)
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stability:

photo from SLC Comic Con (via CliveBixby22)

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squashs:

craiganthonywells:

squashs:

if a british person is named shaggy does it kinda feel like being named fucky?

The first time I watched Scooby Doo I was distraught

that’s what I wanted to hear

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demons-demigods-benders-bucky:

overstatementing:

cirque-de-luna:

This. is. so. important.

Is that cole sprouse

You bet your sweet ass it is

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kruled:
“Louis Armstrong plays to his wife, Lucille, in Cairo, Egypt, 1961.
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kruled:

Louis Armstrong plays to his wife, Lucille, in Cairo, Egypt, 1961.

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